Anthony Jeselnik's - Stand Up or Sit Down?

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nicky

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yes and bring you want to talk about something

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uh...

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natural transition to new topic

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will we will do that now

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uh... we are

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unnatural so let's not make it natural it's make it as awkward as fuck how can

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we do that

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trance

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transition

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the stola i got it i got it i did it i'm good

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uh...

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so

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jay are you a fan of stand up

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i prefer to like sit down to be honest like stand up comedy do you like stand up

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comedy

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oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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yeah

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have you ever listened to us to a stand up comedy before

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well i think i'll tell you what

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i sure have watched a stand up comedy before

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uh...

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oh gosh

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alright

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i don't mean

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it's like she's doing a stand up

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comedy to

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bring up the subject of stand up comedy right now

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okay

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i'm waiting for the punchline baby

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so funny

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i'm waiting for the punchline

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so uh... we recently watched

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anthony

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jesslyn x

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uh... stand up special

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bones and all

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it was actually kind of funny

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i don't know if you've

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watched

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any of his content before

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or not

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you're not familiar with anthony

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i don't think so let me like

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look

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them up familiar with shark party

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all okay i do know about this guy yeah i'm not

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i'm not sure if i've seen his stand up i know i know who he is and i've seen like

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clips i've seen clips of his like stand up i think

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yeah

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it was uh... his most recent stand up was actually really good

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yeah he's uh... he's uh...

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one of my favorite

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comics

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i don't know

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don't even know what to say disappointed you haven't seen it yet

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okay and so moving on

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i'm kidding

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wow

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so i mean like what what made it so good like what uh...

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yeah well i just like his format in general like he's kinda got a

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a habit of

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he'll say

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he'll he'll say one shocking thing

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and then just as people are like

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he like undercuts with a darker more gruesome thing

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that finishes them off with and

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uh... i just have grown to really like a style

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yeah he's always been a comic of like

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satire i think you know like he's never like he's not telling

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real stories or like life experiences it's just

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if he does say something life experience it's completely fucking made up and not

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like anything that relates to his real life at all yeah that's the impression i

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get yeah and like

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you know some comedians it seems like they put their opinion in their jokes a

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lot it just feels like he's just purely joking

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and just trying to be as uh... uh edgy as possible with his jokes

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so um

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i liked i liked his comedy he did he did mention of like every

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comedian these days they're doing uh trans jokes but i feel like the one that

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the ones that he did were really tasteful

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oh yeah they're they're they're good they made me laugh

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yeah um which that's funny because like

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i don't i don't think there should be any like you know

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police on like what what jokes are

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you know allowed and not allowed yeah you know

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they mean in his comedy yeah exactly but i think but i think he did it well

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damn it yeah i mean one of his one of his

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jokes was like my intention is to make trans people laugh and you know what

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like some of his trans jokes did make me laugh

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i mean not all of his jokes made me laugh of course like i'm not gonna laugh at

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every single joke that comedian says but is he's working on her since a humor

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also um his special was actually pretty decent

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and i didn't feel like as a trans person myself i did not feel

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disrespected by the jokes they said

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like could you go over some of the jokes like what were

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what were some of the jokes i'm kind of curious uh one one is

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he when he tries so he goes and says um trans people are like

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pregnant woman it's never okay to ask or it's never okay to assume

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and i i thought that was i thought that was kind of funny

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well also that's also kind of insightful yeah i mean really

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at the same time really if you think about it we're talking specifically

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right now about trans people if you're going to be confused about

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what someone's gender is don't assume don't ask you can use they them

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pronouns people do that all the time when before we

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we made that like a specific thing like we use they them pronouns to

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to to talk about someone that we didn't know there's exact gender or

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i mean like you know like we've done that for singular people before like

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so yeah i'm just saying like it's he makes a good point it's never

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it's never okay to assume it's rude rude yeah just uh just because somebody

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pops into your chat with the name of mad cowboys phantom

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doesn't mean that we should assume that they are a male

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or cowboy give me a give me a freaking or a cowboy give me a break

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take and take my own words and spend them on me

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oh god yee-haw oh my god what were we saying oh yeah so

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that was one of the jokes i was that he's a funny ha ha man

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if you like if you like comedy and you want to watch more comedy you

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should check him out yeah anthony anthony jessalnick

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you totally forgot the question he's on netflix

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and he's got a beard uh jeff or jasus about um

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about uh what's did we like oh not what do we like sorry uh jasus about

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what trans jokes they said i need oh oh yeah the the pregnant lady one yeah

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do you remember one that he said that i didn't mention

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i mean i think that was the that was the the one that stuck out to me i'm trying

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to think he had a couple other ones but oh uh going along with the pregnant lady

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one he actually says he goes further with these like

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it's never okay to ask how far along are you

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oh yeah are you gonna keep it yeah i was like i was like that's

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okay that's kind of because like literally when i was working uh at a job

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in um in florida this girl that was my co-worker asked me literally that

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question are you gonna keep it and i was just like that's so disgusting

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gross

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and you would not ask a pregnant woman that either are you gonna get it removed

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are you gonna keep it are you gonna i'll i'll never forget when i was

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working at a grocery store in high school um my manager who i hated

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i hated so much she was such that you know what i'm sorry she was i think yeah

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i think she hated being surrounded by like high schoolers all the time

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whatever so one one day hate those people maybe

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but so one day i did not i did not mean to do this

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all right sometimes i'm just a dumbass i'm sorry but like

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um she comes through my line she buys a singular candy bar and i made a comment

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oh aren't you going to get another one and she lost her shit and went off on me

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uh because she was like a little bit bigger um she just goes off because she

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thought you were saying that because you thought she had a baby or was having a

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baby or no like i think it was like i think she

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thought it was an insult to like her weight um but then like so i just like

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very awkwardly just like stare at her and just blink at her like

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and then like when she was done i was just like uh no keep in mind i'm like 16

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yeah i'm like uh no no no no it's rude i'm they're just buy one get one free lady

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do you want another candy bar she's like what do you think i'm fat

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and you're just like uh the sign says buy one get one free

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i was like i just wanted to hook you up with a free one but there goes that that

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one that's the perfect example of like never okay

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oh it's never okay to assume it's never okay to ask

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i mean i thought i was helping her out i was like if if i go through the line

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and there's a buy one get one free candy bar sale i only get one please i'm

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gonna be like jay aren't you gonna get another one but then also

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quickly say their buy one get one free and i'll be like oh hell yeah let's go

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yeah let's get some of that uh god it was such a cringey moment

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what did you learn just don't talk just don't say anything don't say anything

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just give it a rest

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yeah now what i mean is there anything else you want to mention about this stand up

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no it was good go check it out go peaceful jokes um

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all right so we do so someone did pay us to do an advertisement on our podcast so

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we do have to do this really uh are you ever trying to drive across country are

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you ever trying to maybe take matters into your own hands are you trying to

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maybe study study overnight for a college exam and you don't want to be bought

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uh maybe you're trying to level up an elden rink and it's just really hard

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and you just don't want to get up please

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depend on depends the nation's leading adult diaper

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what thank you we got we got pictures of everybody in a diaper

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right oh god i hope i hope not show him

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oh wait hold on i got the picture i superimpose us all in diapers no i'm

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kidding show him the picture

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no i'm just kidding no one no one paid for us to do an advertisement but we can

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be bought we can't if you want us to advertise

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literally anything that you want we will do that if you if depends if you want

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to advertise depends send me my size i'm a small

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i'll wear them i don't know what size i don't

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no i'm assuming you have a size don't i'm assuming you have a size chart please

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don't encourage anybody to send us diapers in the mail

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please